Adinolfi and Mlasko poised for action beneath new "manly" chin up bar

Once again Boom Theory is ahead of the curve and outdistancing the competition with the installation of their NEW MANLY CHIN UP BAR, in the infamous Kent, WA, R&D center.

Conceived , designed, and manufactured in the USA (with Korean pipe) this NEW MANLY CHIN UP BAR is light years ahead of chin up bars in all other North American drum shops.

With the help Master Drum Builder (he gave $20 to say that) Aaron Mlasko of "Mlasko Quality Custom Drums" (another $20) this NEW MANLY BAR was installed and will be ready for the unveiling this Saturday with great pomp and circumstance.

When asked about the significance on the "new bar" Boom Theory President and Designer, Al Adinolfi, said "Who the f*ck are you and what are you doin' in my shop?"

He then added, "I can't believe my customers think I'm down here building drums. What a buncha assholes."

Mlasko, eagerly concurred and then began to drool.

Boom Theory has big plans for the future as well. They include over charging, taking orders, and collecting deposits for sets which may get built after a 4 to 6 month waiting period, just like the big companies.

"Hell, as long as I can blame the Taiwanese for shipping delays, I can do this indefinitely," Adinolfi added. "I may just use the deposit money on the new Ducati. I mean really, I'm too busy thinking about sex and motorcycles to actually work on any of this stuff!"

It's that kind of "can do" (whatever the hell they want to) attitude, that's made BoomTheory one of the great industry innovators!

Hats off to Boom Theory for another unparalleled achievement.