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Al Hits His HeadPictured left, is a 1981 Gpz1100 (or the
remains there of) In June of 1984, this bike catapulted me over a truck at the intersection of Boylston and Pine in
downtown Seattle. Somewhere in between the time I landed on my head (without a helmet) and awoke as the paramedics announced
that they could not find a pulse, Spacemuffins were born.
I’d
been toying with the idea of an acoustically formatted electronic drum set since my first set of Tama Techstars in the early
80s. Unfortunately, the Techstars took their toll on my wrist and elbows after playing them for a few months. From
there a secession of pads entered and exited my studio. Roland, Simmons, Casio, Pearl and some that I can't even remember the names
of.
DDrum were
my last pads. They were the best feeling and best playing E-drums, ever! And the Ddrum Studio Series was hands
down, the best sound module made. (I still have a DDrum "AT" sitting on my rack)
I’d probably still own the Ddrum pads had I not tried to use them live. They false
triggered so badly during one show that I
had to crank the crosstalk so high and the sensitivity so low that only my hardest strikes would register. I was
shattered. Two days later, in a fit of disillusionment, I sold them.
Motor Memory So I’m back in my studio the next
morning staring at a pile of Pearl mlx chrome over wood, stacked in the corner. I'd been screwing around with electronics
so long that I had completely abandoned my acoustics.

I figured,
OK, I’ll just play the old tubs till I can find the killer eletcric set, right? Wrong!
It was at this moment, I discovered motor memory and came to realize
how much I'd sacrificed by playing electric drums for 10 months.
My muscles had forgot the magnitude of impact
it took to rebound off an acoustic drumhead. My hard-earned chops were all but gone and it would take months to get them back.
I'd been betrayed by the very technology I had embraced.
I was still passionate about the creative aspects of electronic drums, but
the bullshit this industry was handing drummers had now come home to roost and it pissed me off!
Who was designing this crap? Were they
even drummers? Do they know what a drum is supposed to feel like? Do they know how hard we work to get
our chops happening or care that they're killing careers
because of carpal tunnel and tennis elbow that their products are causing?
The acoustics’ were up so I set
out to experiment with head and shell mount triggers. Again the same problem I’d had with the Ddrum’s occurred.
The minute ambient noise increased the drums started playing themselves. I mean 70 or 80 dbs and you had to crank the threshold
and lower gain. This sucked.
Spacemuffins are Born I'd been doing studio projects for years
(dumb little jingles, stuff like that) and experimenting with the head mount triggering systems. Results were dismal
at best and I kept returning to what ever availible e-kits I could piece together and make perform well enough for a session.


But it wasn't until I took on a project for Boeing that
I got pissed off enough to complete the R&D for the baffling system made Spacemuffins®
possible. I'd recorded an industrial soundtrack using a Roland Octapad to interface
several of their flying triangles. It was a total nightmare! There was no way to accurately sequence the performance
data that I was trying to record. Dynamics were lost and I ended up having to step write most of the percussion and bass
parts. That was the last straw! I'd been dicking around with this project for three years
and it was time to finish it, once and for all.
Acoustically
Formatted Triggering By mid 1989, I had several working prototypes and had been testing with every sound module made and every
interface that was on the market. Yamaha, Roland, Dynacord, Kat, Aphex you name it, I tested through it! (BTW,
if any manufacturer claims their pads will trigger perfectly through any sound module, tell ‘em they're full of
shit and give em my number)

I
was constantly running into American Music in Seattle's Fremont district and grabbing
new pieces off the shelf to "demo loan" and test with. Ben
Anderson and Russ Underhill ran the shop in those days and risked life, limb and employment to help me during those years.
Many thanks to them and to the management of American Music for turning an occasional blind eye to company policy (the beauty
of a hometown music store ; )

I wanted Spacemuffins® to look, feel and
play like real drums so they'd have to mimic what a real drum does. Bottomless follow through (enough depth to allow
for the natural compression and rebound) and in the shallower design, incorporate both batter and resonant heads.The insert had
to move inside like air, yet be a solid entity that dampened vibrations while triggering accurately
and dynamically in a high db environment. And
now came the second great epiphany...Sympathetic Vibration!
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Now, drumheads relate to Sympathetic Vibrations like a sail does to wind. Bigger sail catches more wind, greater
surface area catches the more vibrations. I had increased surface head area by 100% over any pad that utilized a single sided
"real" drumhead and my bass drums, to this day, are unprecedented. No one had ever made electric drums in this format
or configuration that worked. I've
now invested so much time and money into prototypes that there was no turning back. I was in debt up to my ass and had maxed
out my credit cards with unsecured cash loans to finance R&D. It took years to restore my credit ratings but I did
it! (drummers always pay their bills : ) I'm in a
300 sq. ft. room in North Seattle trying to come up with the combination of elements that will withstand hi dbs, allow me
to do a press roll and still maintain a kick ass dynamic range. Good luck, Al! I'm learning by trail and error and things
are goin pretty well, until...The Day! It was the afternoon that R&D for "the muffins"
almost killed me!
The Day Polyethylene foam is used
in many shapes and densities for everything from mattresses to Spacemuffins and worked with in many ways. But one
thing you don't want it to do, is burn. Why? Because the by-product of burning polyethylene foam is cyanide gas.
So, what did I do? I decided to burn a perfect 10" recess into a 22" diameter slab of foam
to discover the effects of mounting resonant boards at different depths. I'd concocted this "branding iron"
out of an electric charcoal lighter I bough at a thrift store (got a coffee grinder too, but that's a different story
: ) I heated it until it was red hot and then bent it as close to a right angle as possible, thereby enabling me to
burn a uniform depth circle. This is where I say, "seemed like a good idea at the time" (But wait, it
gets better ; )
I steady myself, take a deep breath and plunge the iron down on the foam. The instant this red-hot iron hits, a massive plume smacks
me in the face. I had been holding my breath to steady my aim for the center and as soon as it touched, I let out a breath
and was inhaling when the smoke hit me. Next
thing I remember, I'm goin down and my head has bounced off the floor but I couldn't feel it. Within seconds
my head goes from numb to, about to explode, and I'm gasping for breath. I'm not sure what I've done, but I know
I've screwed up, big time!
I'm now on auto surrival mode and crawling towards
the window. I stick out my head and proceeded to puke on a Fiat Spyder parked below. I manage to stand but fall down four
times trying to reach the door. It was like the worst mescal hangover you can imagine! The pain and nausea were instant!
I make it outside to fresh air and regaining my senses, but notice smoke filling the hallway. I go back
in to unplug the iron (which has now melted a hole in the carpet) and down the hall to the bathroom. I start splashing my
face with cold water and praying the throbbing in my head will stop long enough for me to puke again. That's
when I look in the mirror.
My face is crimson red with big purple circles under my eyes. I looked like someone
had punched the shit outta me! A few hours passed and my face returned to its normal shade but I still had a pounding migraine
that rendered me speechless. It hurt to talk! (I should add at this point that several close friends and associates have expressed
a desire for this condition to return.) I won’t go into details of how this episode affected my digestive system for the next 3 days, but let
me assure you, I now know the exact location of every public bathrooms in the Greater Seattle area .

I eventually call my
buddy, Kali, at the foam distribuitor and tell him what had happened. Kali, (in a typical display of
compassion and empathy) exclaimed “Are you f#@king stupid? Only an idiot burns polyethylene in an enclosed room"!
So if you ever wonder why your pillow tags say "do not remove under the penalty of law" now you know. Live and learn! It was episodes like that
(among many others) that led me to the eventual discovery of the baffling system that I named the Digital Trap Set Baffling
System (or Digi-Trap®) for short. The Digi-Trap system is the culmination of three years R&D. Three years of cutting shells of
every possible depth and diameter. Stuffing them with every type and density of foam, resonant boards, sonic reflectors and
piezo sensors. Waiting for them to dry and test, then rip apart again to find out why it didn't work as well as the ones
I made the day before. It’s a baffling system
of simplicity and sophistication. I refer to it as being intelligent in its ability to recognize the difference
between airborne and impact vibrations. It’s upgradable; it’s patented "It's the shit". The
Spacemuffins®Vibe.
OK kids, I'm tired
of typing so, at this point I’ll direct you to the other areas that focus on product pictures, spec’s and applications.
But, before I bail let me answer the single, most repeated customer inquiry of the past 10 years. “When will you build “the Muffins” with mesh heads?”

The answer: The very companies who told me in 1990 that my stuff would never work (let alone be awarded 4 utility
patents) now offer their own version of Spacemuffins. These are
the same people who said "if this is such a good idea, don’t you think we’d have done it by now" or
"there’s just no market for an acoustically formatted electronic drum set". I’ve always sorta toggled
between being flattered and enraged. After all, when ‘industry
leaders” validate your vision and direction by copying your ideas, I guess it's a good thing? “Imitation,"
they say, "is the most sincere form of flattery!" Comforting as that may be, I'd just as soon they didn't
screw with my vibe.

Spacemuffins® are now and always
will be, an entity onto themselves. They were never designed to be completely silent or stuffed in the basement as a practice
kit (even though they’re the best practice set ever made) They live for LIVE! I designed Spacemuffins™ for drummers to access digital technology without sacrificing the look,
feel, sensitivity or dynamics of their acoustic set and to make the transition from acoustics’ to electric’s as
seamless as possible. For those reasons, Spacemuffins will never incorporate a mesh head. I'm still committed to making this product as acoustic like as possible and a mesh head isn't
part of the process Besides, what I forgot about acoustically formatted triggering, they don't even know yet!
So, there
you have it! I'm outta here (Got Drums to build : ) xo Al
Alfonso M.
Adinolfi President A.P./Boom Theory
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